Wake up.

I feel like I’m in the deep south.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:41:07 -0500

I feel like I’m in the deep south.

zarry: if ur american why the fuck u saying mum u know u really say mom

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:14:30 -0500

zarry:

if ur american why the fuck u saying mum u know u really say mom

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:12:36 -0500

I’m reblogging this everyday.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:11:02 -0500

I’m reblogging this everyday.

shutupaubrey: my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:09:24 -0500

shutupaubrey:

my dad and this other guy were fighting over who would go on a date with my mom in high school so they put their forearms together and my mom dropped a lit cigarette in between them and said “first one to pull away loses” and my dad still has a little scar

tuci-tuci553: lifewasted: templeofthebabes: project-alexithymia: skinnyliesandbloodylines: serra...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:08:10 -0500

tuci-tuci553:

lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

project-alexithymia:

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

serrabloodsong:

empresspinto:

reactional:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

some girls change their bras daily?

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

Wait some people only own one bra?

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

whats a bra

where am i

Who are you?

vivisextion: ravenclaw07: frankenwhale: thegoddamazon: scatte...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:07:37 -0500

vivisextion:

ravenclaw07:

frankenwhale:

thegoddamazon:

scatterbrainedhypatia:

thegoddamazon:

sk8euzenherb:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

cameralinz:

“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

Rock ‘n roll.

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.

Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.

Anyone who thinks Harry Potter as a series isn’t good literature and doesn’t teach important life lessons/points of view about ethics, morality and responsibility, needs to G-O-OUT-DA-DO’.

This had to be the most raw moment in the series because the fact that she was like “My baby is okay that’s all that matters, and I know what will happen if Voldemort wins, so let’s end this.”

I mean, Voldemort lost because he trusted his followers to be implicit in their loyalty, but a lot had changed in the decade since he’d last terrorized the world. Like…the Death Eaters for the most part were calmed down and writing off those dark days as the “wild days of their youth” and shit, so when Voldemort pops back up ready to pick up where he left off, you could see a lot of the doubt in them like “Yo we grew up, son, shit ain’t like it was before.” But they followed out of fear mostly, not loyalty. Bellatrix was just crazy and in love with V so it didn’t matter to her what happened—and it ultimately led to her death.

But Narcissa was raw as fuck because she knew SOMEBODY had to stop him and she knew her husband was too scared to do it himself, so she devised her own on-the-fly plan.

The HP series is way too dope to be written off, and most of the detractors who write it off are just jealous of the hype it gets, but if you really read it, so many themes are covered in the story, chief among them being growing up and the expectations therein.

…am I rambling. I need to stop.

Dang, I didn’t even consider the whole “we’ve grown up” thing, but you’re absolutely right. And to add to that, not only have they grown up, they’ve had children. Being a Death Eater is something that these folks probably thought was hot shit when they were young, but now that they’ve grown up, they’re seeing their children doing the same thing, and suddenly it’s not so cool anymore. They’re deeply unsettled at best, and terrified at worst.

And Voldy literally lacks the ability to see this. He will never understand that love, and love for one’s children, also extends to his cronies. He will never understand that love causes people to take unimaginable risks FOR these children.

He will never understand that love for one’s children is so strong that a woman who’s followed him loyally for years will lie to his face—never mind that he’s THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED LEGILIMENS IN THE WORLD—about his absolute worst enemy. When she was forced to choose between her son and her leader, she chose her son, without even batting an eye.

THAT is powerful.

Exactly. These people have grown up, gotten married, and had children. Voldemort is that dude that was perpetually still trying to be forever young, still going to the same clubs, still doing the same fuckshit, and everybody who used to ride with him is like “For real, tho? We off that, man.”

Harry Potter draws a lot of parallels to the real world despite the story itself. I love it.

I love when Tumblr breaks out into hardcore analysis.

God Narcissa is so fucking hardcore. She kinda makes Bellatrix look silly in comparison. She defied the darkest wizard of almost three generations…even though she knew implicitly what the consequences would be if she failed. I don’t think people really get that. Her husband was a Death Eater, and they were all pretty much having DE torture parties IN HER HOUSE, she knew what happened to traitors, and frankly she didn’t even give a fuck. She knew that her baby cousin had died, and watched the rest of her family get destroyed so finally all she cared about in the end was her baby who she has watched slowly being destroyed by her and her husband’s youthful folly…and she was having none of it anymore! She was a hero in her own right as Rowling has made quite clear every loving mother is.

Reblogging for things that never occurred to me.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:02:16 -0500

"The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle. Like, I will probably never be struck by lightning, or..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:02:05 -0500

“The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle. Like, I will probably never be struck by lightning, or win a Nobel Prize, or become the dictator of a small nation in the Pacific Islands or contract terminal ear cancer, or spontaneously combust. But if you consider all the unlikely things together, at least one of them will probably happen to each of us. I could have seen it rain frogs. I could have stepped foot on mars. I could have been eaten by a whale. I could have married the queen of England or survived months at sea. But my miracle was different. My miracle was this: out of all the houses in all the subdivisions in all of Florida, I ended up living next door to Margo Roth Spiegelman.”

- Paper Towns (John Green)

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:00:53 -0500

DC Women Kicking Ass: Superman/Wonder Woman: Boning and Flying!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:54:58 -0500

DC Women Kicking Ass: Superman/Wonder Woman: Boning and Flying!:

dcwomenkickingass:

So yesterday DC announced that Wonder Woman was getting a second book for the first time in 61 years. YAY!

Oh, it’s in a book with Superman. That will focus on the couples’ relationship.

I thought Zack Smith’s comment was spot on:

So what will this book be about? The writer has been busy…

tacoposey: what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:52:44 -0500

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

encapture: Most popular MAC shades by country.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:46:24 -0500

encapture:

Most popular MAC shades by country.

jennehbear: i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:45:16 -0500

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:42:52 -0500

fan-photos: M Power on Flickr.My Balloon White M Motorsports...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:01:01 -0500

fan-photos:

M Power on Flickr.
My Balloon White M Motorsports (2012 Color Scheme) BMW S1000RR (updated from factory Alpine White 2010 M Motorsports theme)

"I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:50:59 -0500

“I am fully aware that there are times when I am too much of a high tide; When my jealous heart built from years of proving that I was worthy of unworthy people’s attention threatens to split us like a gene.”

- Joshua Bennett - Plankton (via justbjoe)

punpun-kirakira: wybyle: westerbroski: triggerlocke: submissi...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:46:52 -0500

punpun-kirakira:

wybyle:

westerbroski:

triggerlocke:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!

shhh

just watch

i’m

… THIS IS GENIUS.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:44:47 -0500

iygrittenothing: ryuyosei: killipan-jones: purrim: purrim: why are blonde jokes so short? so...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:43:39 -0500

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.